Dimas Pettigrew's Best of 2012: #75-#71 & Best Dance

From the DPS Studio in Indonesia capital city Jakarta, fictionally live in front of a studio audience, it’s DIMAS PETTIGREW’S BEST OF 2012! And now, our hosts, Alyson and Nick!

*Alyson and Nick arrive at the studio and greet live studio audience*

Alyson: “We had revealed our 25% of top 100, there’s 75% left!”

Nick: “Good evening, everyone, welcome back to Dimas Pettigrew’s Best of 2012, we’re LIVE from DGP Studio, Jakarta, Indonesia, I’m Nick,”

Alyson: “And I’m Alyson.”

Nick: “Today we’re gonna reveal video number 75 to 71! Plus there will be special performances from Boyce Avenue! Who’s excited?”

*audience cheers*

Alyson: “And we’re about to reveal 5 worst TV shows of the year, but remember, it’s just our opinion, we don’t mean to mock the show for real, for some of our worst TV shows fans, don’t be insulted if we reveal if your favorite show made it to the list.”

Nick: “So we called some of our friends to discuss their worst TV shows of the year, and as we reveal the position, we’re gonna play the video of them discussing the reason why they hate the show. By the way, take a look at the introduction, check it out.”

Alyson: “And number 75 will be played right after this!”

We have called some of the other characters from Dimas Pettigrew’s stories, and we called six characters: Marissa, Logan, Kent, Miranda, Faiz, and Ashley. They’re in DGP Studio Meeting Room to discuss their worst TV shows.

Marissa: “Everyone loves TV, right? For me there’s no reason to hate any TV shows.”

Ashley: “But we’d seen some bad TV shows, the reason could be because of low quality, not good for children…”

Logan: “Please, children watch their kiddy TV shows, not the most controversial TV shows.”

Faiz: “I think this is really easy, I hate all reality shows, I think they’re fake, they’re scripted, they’re too overdramatic, but that really didn’t happen.”

Miranda: “But some of the reality shows are real, they didn’t use script or anything else.”

Kent: “It’s not always the reality shows, check the sitcoms, most of bad sitcoms are rarely funny or insulting or maybe racist.”

Faiz: “They attempted to make the viewers laugh, but it failed.”

Miranda: “Speaking about the sitcom, what about drama?”

Logan: “C’mon, most of TV dramas are critically acclaimed, like The Walking Dead, Homeland, and the most recently Nashville.”

Ashley: “Some drama can be f****** overdramatic or too over the top, and that’s why we hate them.”

Marissa: “So, which shows that we hate the most, is that reality shows, dramas, or comedies?”

We’ll be right back for more discussion, but for now here’s number 75!

#75. Jennifer Lopez featuring Pitbull – Dance Again

Alyson: “And number 75 belongs to *sings Dance Again* I wanna dance again, again, and again.”

Nick: “Boyce Avenue will perform right after we reveal the number 5 and 4 of our worst reality shows.”

Alyson: “Not only reality shows, it can be dramas or comedies.”

Nick: “I mean our worst TV shows, here’s video number 74, miss Kelly Clarkson – Mr. Know It All, and the discussion continue right after this, followed by Boyce Avenue’s performances.”

#74. Kelly Clarkson – Mr. Know It All

As the discussion continues, they finally revealed their five worst TV shows of 2012 and they’re discussion the reason why they hate the show, first is number 5 goes to Hell’s Kitchen.

Marissa: “Hell’s Kitchen is really too over the top, we always see Gordon Ramsay saying the f-bombs to all contestants angrily.”

Faiz: “I think the show is entirely scripted, only to make it looked as real.”

Ashley: “Why I hate Hell’s Kitchen? The contestants are terrible, they’re actually great chef, but they seemed never have a chance to show it.”

Logan: “This show is not a friendly competition, but only a brute conflict, the nomination process is the climax of every episode, or maybe the elimination process, where they argue and convince them not to be nominated.”

Kent: “I always wait the show is to be cancelled, because Hell’s Kitchen is not necessary for cooking show, but only for overdrama TV show.”

Miranda: “I agree with you, Kent.”

And the number 4 goes to Don’t Trust The B---- In Apartment 23.

Marissa: “What do you mean about Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23, we know that the show had receive positive reviews.”

Kent: “I disagree with critics, this is one of worst comedies of all time, that’s for me.”

Logan: “The producer put that B---- word into the title.”

Miranda: “Nothing funny about this show but the crudeness is way too far.”

Faiz: “The sexual content is too over the top, I’d rather watch The Simpsons or Modern Family than this.”

Logan: “By the way, in the end of each episode, I mean I never watched the show again since I watched two episodes of the show, June annoyingly screams until it seemed heard to all around New York City.”

Ashley: “You had enough with the show?”

Logan: “I did, I really hate the show, this show is nothing but s***.”

We’re sorry, those our worst TV shows’ fans, don’t be insulted, we don’t mean to insult the show, it’s just our opinion!

Performing their hit single, Every Breath, please welcome Boyce Avenue!

Alyson: “And that was a great performance by Boyce Avenue, and they will perform again!”

Nick: “Hell’s Kitchen and Don’t Trust The B---- In Apartment 23 made it into our worst TV shows, but it’s just our opinion, or maybe their opinion. Alright, guys, we have Luke in the live lounge, what’s up there, Luke?”

*scene cuts to Live Lounge*

Luke: “Thank you, Alyson and Nick, Boyce Avenue had performed their hit single, Every Breath, and they will perform again before the end of the show. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, number 73, Matchbox Twenty – She’s So Mean, and more our worst TV shows right after this video.”

#73. Matchbox Twenty – She’s So Mean

Back to our worst TV shows discussion, and our number 3 goes to all The Real Housewives shows.

Kent: “The Real Housewives has too many shows, I mean the show is really fake and scripted.”

Ashley: “It’s not really necessary to add too many spin-offs shows beside the Orange County, like NYC, Atlanta, and Miami.”

Logan: “In fact, The Real Housewives of Atlanta became one of the most watched cable reality shows in the U.S. Thanks to NeNe Leakes of course, I mean, I don’t mean to be racist, but I hate that Atlanta show the most.”

Marissa: “On the show, NeNe Leakes divorced from her husband, but they seemed getting back together, so it’s obviously fake.”

Miranda: “Nothing positive about all The Real Housewives.”

Kent: “The good news is… no more new The Real Housewives in production since in Miami, we finally can wait until all The Real Housewives cancelled, we hope so.”

And the number two goes to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Miranda: “Honey Boo Boo is a horror story posing as a reality program for children, I’m worried if there’s any child exploitation.”

Kent: “Really horrifying, especially I saw Alana Thompson, the star of the show, is being humiliated in front of television viewers.”

Faiz: “She’s from Toodlers & Tiaras right, another controversial show?”

Logan: “She was, but with this, I’m really worried about her, I think she’s not ready for this, she has a long career to build.”

Marissa: “I agree with you, Logan, for me, it’s one of my worst reality shows, but not the number one. So guys, have we decided our most hated reality show of the year? Okay, let’s discuss.”

We’ll be right back for the number one of our worst TV shows of 2012, in the meantime, here’s video number 72!

#72. Jessie J featuring David Guetta - LaserLight

*Henry walks to the award lounge*

Henry: “Hello, Jakarta, what’s up?”

*audience cheers*

Henry: “We have so much best music of 2012, for me the best music genre of 2012 is dance music. We have dance-pop, electronic dance music, and so much more. We’ve heard most of the dance music in the nightclub so we can dance all night long there. I hope you guys enjoy the best music of 2012, like me of course, and here are the nominees of Best Dance:”

Best Dance:

Carly Rae Jepsen

David Guetta

Ellie Goulding

Jessie J

Rita Ora

Henry: “And the best dance goes to… my favorite EDM artist of the year, David Guetta!”

BEST DANCE

 

DAVID GUETTA

Henry: “Congratulations to David Guetta! By the way, Boyce Avenue gonna perform again in the live lounge, performing their latest single, On My Way!”

Alright, our number one worst show goes to… The Only Way Is Essex.

Marissa: “So we really agree that our worst TV show belongs to The Only Way Is Essex. I think all the cast are a******s.”

Kent: “Yeah, really agree, the show ripped off The Hills.”

Logan: “Yeah, which was actually fake.”

Miranda: “TOWIE is the worst reality show of all time, I thought it was real unscripted drama, but it was totally fake, especially when I heard negative reviews of the live episode.”

Ashley: “And there are too many seasons of the show in a single year, like this year, TOWIE got at least four seasons.”

Faiz: “Totally fake, I watched the entire live episode.”

Logan: “Really?”

Faiz: “Yeah, in the UK, it was clearly fake, totally.”

Miranda: “Hell yeah, it’s clear why TOWIE is our worst TV show of 2012.”

Nick: “We’re sorry, TOWIE, but you landed in our number one spot of the worst TV shows of 2012. However, we didn’t mean to insult, mock, or make fun on the show, don’t be offended, please.”

Alyson: “Well, tomorrow there will be live performances from The Script and Example!”

*audience cheers*

Nick: “Well, we have something important to tell the viewers, is that right, Alyson?”

Alyson: “What do you mean?”

Nick: “The People’s Choice categories voting will close tomorrow night at 23:59 JKT (GMT+7), so all of you, including you, viewers and live studio audience, if you haven’t voted for your favorite, log on to dimasstories.blogspot.com to get voting!”

Alyson: “To close the show, here’s number 71, Lady Antebellum – Wanted You More. I’m Alyson,”

Nick: “And I’m Nick, good night, everybody!”

#71. Lady Antebellum – Wanted You More