Dimas Pettigrew's Best of 2012:#70-#66 & Best Rock
From the DPS Studio in Indonesia capital city Jakarta, fictionally live
in front of a studio audience, it’s DIMAS PETTIGREW’S BEST OF 2012! And now,
our hosts, Alyson and Nick!
*Alyson and Nick arrive at the studio and greet live studio
audience*
Alyson: “Hello again, we’re once again LIVE from DGP
Studio.”
Nick: “Okay, I have something important that I need to tell
you, People’s Choice categories voting is closing last night at 23:59 JKT
(GMT+7), so that means…”
Alyson: “Relax, Nick, in fact, Dimas has given you a second
chance to vote for your favorite artist, but hurry, voting is closing on
Wednesday, 23:59 JKT (GMT+7). Log on to dimasstories.blogspot.com to vote now!
Hurry!”
Nick: “By the way, yesterday there was no live shows, yeah
the production crews are really lazy on Sunday, so they need a break, and we’re
back on Monday, and we have 70 videos to go right.”
Alyson: “We do, and we also got five most shocking news of
2012, we will reveal them during the show, in addition, we also have live
performances from The Script and Example, but first…”
Nick: “Number 70, it’s your favorite boy band, Alyson.”
Alyson: “Not my most favorite one. Here’s Big Time Rush
featuring Mann – Music Sounds Better With U.”
#70. Big Time Rush featuring Mann – Music Sounds Better With U
Nick: “*mimes dancing and singing* Ooo baby, it feels like,
it feels like, music sounds better with you.”
Alyson: “Yeah, it’s better with you, Nick. Anyway, guys, we
have five most shocking news of 2012, and we’ll start our countdown of the most
shocking news of 2012! Number five, shocking news about Miley Cyrus!”
Nick: “She used to be Hannah Montana, but now she’s so racy
for her young fans, her latest album, Can’t
Be Tamed, could be called as her departure from Disney image. And the most
shocking news about Miley… she cut all her hair.”
Alyson: “What?!”
Nick: “I mean, Alyson, not all her hair, take a look at this
picture.”
Nick: “See, I think it’s another departure from her previous
image, I think it feels like Top Model makeover,
but why did she do that?”
Alyson: “I don’t know and don’t ask me, Nick.”
Nick: “Actually I don’t know, but I think she cares about
cancer patients. Like a girl who was a protagonist on a story that was told by
my Indonesian language teacher in Bandung.”
Alyson: “And the good news is she already announced that her
new single will be released this month.”
Nick: “Really, I haven’t heard that yet.”
Alyson: “According to her Wikipedia article. By the way,
before we reveal the top 4, please enjoy number 69, Taylor Swift featuring The
Civil Wars – Safe & Sound.”
Nick: “And The Script will be performing right after this,
stay tuned!”
#69. Taylor Swift featuring The Civil Wars – Safe & Sound
Performing their latest single, Six Degrees of Separation, please
welcome, The Script!
Nick: “And that was The Script, one of my favorite bands of
2012.”
Alyson: “And one of our Best Rock nominees, and we’ll see if
they can win later,
Alyson: “And one of the Best Rock nominees too, and the
winner will be revealed. And let’s see if they win the award.”
Nick: “Number four of the most shocking news of 2012! The
death of our Tribute Artist of the Year, Whitney Houston, as we told when we
presented Tribute Artist of the Year, Whitney Houston was found dead in suite
434 at the Beverly Hilton Holtel, where she was announced dead. The Grammy
Awards immediately gave her a tribute.”
Alyson: “Her biggest hits, I Will Always Love You, was sung by Jennifer Hudson as her tribute
in Grammy Awards.”
Nick: “Number three, the cancellation of Lady Gaga’s concert
in Jakarta, I still don’t understand why Front Pembela Islam screwed up the
concert plan.”
Alyson: “FPI deemed Lady Gaga as…, I don’t dare to say it,
I’m afraid if I mock her.”
Nick: “What ever, FPI really ruined Indonesia’s reputation,
by the way, we have some footage of the reaction of the other characters from
Dimas Pettigrew’s stories, ladies and gentlemen, after this footage, number 68
is up next, and… followed by performance by Example!”
Other Characters’ Reaction of
Lady Gaga’s Concert Cancellation in Jakarta
Marissa: “NOOO!!! Why?! Why Lady Gaga cancelled her
concert?! Why!! *cries*”
Gaz: “Ah, baby, FPI f**ed up!”
*Marissa hugs Gaz while crying*
Miranda: “What the f***? Lady Gaga’s concert cancelled?”
Dan: “What the f***?! FPI, f*** you! F***! F***! F***! FPI,
you’re nothing but a m***********s who f****** ruined Lady Gaga’s concert!!
F*** you, FPI!!”
#68. Carrie Underwood – Blown Away
Performing his hit single, Changed The Way You Kissed Me, please welcome Example!
Alyson: “That was Example, who has just performed his hit
single, and one of my favorite songs of 2011, Changed The Way You Kissed Me! By the way, we have two more of most
shocking news of 2012! Please reveal the number two, Nick.”
Nick: “Alright, the number two is… the brawl between Olivier
Martinez and Gabriel Aubry at Halle Berry’s home during Thanksgiving.”
Alyson: “Well, Halle Berry and Gabriel
Aubry have been battling a number of custody issues ever since they parted
ways and things finally boiled over on Thanksgiving morning.”
Nick:”When Gabriel brought their daughter Nahla home to
Halle's, a physical fight broke out between Gabriel and Halle's
fiance Olivier Martinez.”
Alyson: “Gabe ended beaten pretty badly. After
threats of legal action and restraining orders, the trio suddenly came to a
peaceful agreement and all agreed to drop the matter entirely.”
Nick: “That’s another shocking news about Halle Berry.”
Alyson: “Indeed.”
Nick: “And we’re going to reveal the number one most
shocking news of 2012! Before that, number 67. Olly Murs – Dance With Me
Tonight!”
#67. Olly Murs – Dance With Me Tonight
*Rebecca walks to the award lounge*
Rebecca: “What’s up, Jakarta?”
*audience cheers*
Rebecca: “Well, we have really amazing music in history!
Including rock music, rock music has been one of the favorite music, Since
its’ inception, everyone loved this, hard, polemic, but yet beautiful and
amazing genre of all time. Here are the nominees of the Best Rock!”
Best Rock:
Coldplay
Fun.
Linkin Park
Maroon 5
The Script
Rebecca: “And the Best Rock goes to… One of my favorite
bands, Coldplay!”
BEST ROCK
COLDPLAY
Nick:
“Coldplay won Best Rock? Wow, congratulations to Coldplay, you’re one of my
favorite bands of the year! And by the way, Alyson, can you please reveal the
number one of most shocking news of 2012.”
Alyson:
“The number one is related to what we talked about before, and the number one
is… Kristen Stewart got caught cheating with Rupert Sanders.”
Nick:
“We spoke about this before, she shocked the world because of this, and that
also made Robert Pattinson broke up with her.”
Alyson:
“Ironically, the scandal didn’t affect the box office performance of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part Two,
which reached number 5 highest grossing films of 2012 so far.”
Nick:
“And that’s the most shocking news of the year! By the way, the People’s Choice
categories voting will be closed Wednesday at 23:59 JKT (GMT+7)! This is your
second chance if you haven’t voted for your favorite yet!”
Alyson:
“Just log on to dimasstories.blogspot.com now! We really need your votes to
determine the winner of each People’s Choice category! Hurry up!”
Nick:
“It’s your second chance, seriously!”
Alyson:
“I’m Alyson and he’s Nick,”
Nick:
“We’ll see you tomorrow, and here’s number 66, and… get voting!!!”
#66. Calvin
Harris – Feel So Close
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