Best of 2013 Episode 14
Ladies and gentlemen, back to the studio, please welcome your hosts,
Nick, Drew, and Holly!
*live studio audience cheers as Nick, Drew, and Holly walk
to the stage*
*Nick, Drew, and Holly greet the audience*
Nick: “It’s Sunday night, everyone!!”
Holly: “And it’s also Mother’s Day!!”
*audience cheers*
Drew: “That was Miranda Lambert opening the show with her
hit single, Over You. Welcome to the
double bill Best of 2013!”
*audience cheers*
Nick: “Tonight, we’re going back to back episodes in the
same night, we’re counting down the top 50 now! We’re halfway there to the
number one!”
*audience cheers*
Holly: “We’re also revealing the best and worst movies, each
top 5.”
Drew: “And another country superstars, Blake Shelton and
Luke Bryan are also performing in the Live Lounge!”
Nick: “As well as UK groups, The Saturdays and Union J!”
Holly: “And we’ll be speaking to Lea Michele, who will be
performing her new single, Cannonball,
live in the studio!”
Drew: “Are you guys, excited?”
*audience cheers*
Drew: “Let the party begins with the video number 50!!”
Holly: “But first, here are the nominees for the Best
Country!”
Best Country:
Blake Shelton
Florida Georgia Line
Hunter Hayes
Luke Bryan
Taylor Swift
#50. Conor Maynard feat. Wiley – Animal (24379 pts.)
Nick: “That was Conor Maynard featuring Wiley with Animal at
number 50 of 2013!”
Drew: “It’s time for the top 5 worst movies of 2013!
Starting from number five, it’s The
Hangover Part III!”
Nick: “The film was the conclusion of The Hangover franchise, it was released on May 23, 2013. However,
the film received mostly negative reviews, although the first film received
positive reviews and a Golden Globe nomination.”
Drew: “Review aggregation website Rotten Tomatoes gave
the film a score of 19%, while Metacritic assigned a score 30 out of 100.”
Holly: “However, the film enjoyed commercial success, it had
the second biggest box office opening for a R-rated comedy film following its’
predecessor, The Hangover Part II.”
Nick: “We’re moving on to the number four, which is After Earth, starring father and son,
Will and Jaden Smith.”
Holly: “Two Smiths — Will and Jaden — co-star as a
father-son pair locked in the classic love-hate battle that pits the
domineering leader against resentful youth. That the settings are
intergalactic, the time frame post-apocalyptic, and the space-suits flattering
does nothing to elevate the dynamic beyond the tedium of everyday dinner table
squabbles most of us have witnessed or participated in. With a story as thin as
a minor episode of Star Trek — cross the dangerous tundra to pick up
that thing we need so we can get home again — there is ample time to ponder
such matters as why family features so many different regional accents and
where Jaden Smith falls on the annoying-petulant-space-boy spectrum.”
Drew: “It was the worst M. Night Shyamalan since The Last Airbender.”
Nick: “We have to
take a short break with the video number 49.”
Drew: “We will reveal our each worst film of 2013.”
Holly: “Number 49 is One Direction with Best Song Ever.”
#49. One Direction – Best Song Ever (24567 pts.)
Drew: “As we promise we’re revealing our worst film of 2013.
What’s your worst film, Nick?”
Nick: “Guess it.”
Drew: “The Hangover
Part III?”
Nick: “Close, After
Earth. What about you, Holly?”
Holly: “I think The
Conjuring is the worst movie of 2013, it’s really creepy for me!!”
Nick: “Drew, your turn.”
Drew: “My worst film of 2013 is RIPD, it was really terrible
and the worst supernatural movie ever made, despite that, it reached number 3
of the Worst Film of 2013. RIPD not only received negative reviews from
critics, but also negative feedback from moviegoers. It was a box office
failure.”
Holly: “Bomb?”
Nick: “Box office bomb actually.”
Holly: “We have two more worst films of 2013 to be revealed,
right?”
Nick: “Of course, along with number 48 to 46 in this hour.
Ladies and gentleman, please welcome Luke Bryan in the Live Lounge!”
#48. Bruno Mars – Treasure (25323 pts.)
Performing his hit single, God Gave Me You, please welcome Blake Shelton!
Nick: “That was Blake Shelton performing his hit single, God Gave Me You!”
Holly: “You know, Nick, both Blake Shelton and Luke Bryan
are nominated for the Best Country, and the winner will be revealed at the end
of hour. Drew is in the Live Lounge where he will be revealing the winner.”
Nick: “Well, The Saturdays, Union J, and Lea Michele will
perform in the second hour.”
*audience cheers*
Holly: “Lea Michele will speak with us on the blue couch
before performing in the studio!”
Nick: “We have two worst films of 2013, it’s between The Host and Grown Ups 2. The Host is
adapted from the novel of the same name by Stephenie Meyer, the creator of The Twilight
Saga, despite that, the movie was poorly scripted and overdramatically
unentertaining, it wasn’t box office success.”
Holly: “While Grown
Ups 2 is produced by Adam Sandler, who also starred and whose films are
always critically panned. Grown Ups 2 was
also critically panned, it received score 19 of 100 on Metacritic, indicating
overwhelming dislike.”
Nick: “So which one is the worst film of 2013?”
Holly: “And the worst film of 2013 goes to… sorry, Adam
Sandler fans, it’s Grown Ups 2.”
Nick: “Yeah, it’s another his worst movie.”
Holly: “We will reveal the winner of the Best Country right
after video number 47!”
#47. Phillip Phillips – Where We Came From (25402 pts.)
Drew: “As you can see, I’m at the Live Lounge backstage with
both Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton, who are nominated for the Best Country. Luke
Bryan, Blake Shelton, nice to see you, guys.”
Luke Bryan: “Nice to see you too.”
Drew: “So, you’re both nominated for the Best Country, the
winner will be revealed immediately. And I saw you both hosting the 2013
Academy of Country Music Awards, you’re both also nominated for the entertainer
of the year, you’re both amazing.”
Blake Shelton: “Yeah, he’s my man!”
Luke Bryan: “He’s better because he is one of the coaches
for The Voice, he got three
consecutive wins! But it’s too bad, he lost to Adam Levine, again.”
Blake Shelton: “Too bad.”
Drew: “You’re both once again hosting the Academy of Country
Music Awards in 2014, how excited are you?”
Luke Bryan: “I’m really looking forward to bring the
excitement as the host of the award show. It’s going to be fantastic!”
Blake Shelton: “It’s gonna be amazing for me too!”
Drew: “By the way, I have the name of the winner of the Best
Country, for which you’re both nominated. Good luck to both of you, you’re not
only against each other, but also Florida Georgia Line, Hunter Hayes, and
Taylor Swift.”
Blake Shelton: “Bring it on!”
Drew: “And the winner of the Best Country goes to… *pauses 5
seconds* It’s not you two. It’s Taylor Swift.”
BEST COUNTRY
TAYLOR SWIFT
Luke Bryan: “That’s too bad, but congrats to her.”
Blake Shelton: “She deserves it, she’s really superstar.”
Luke Bryan: “But we’re honored to be nominated for the Best
Country, at least that’s enough, thank you so much.”
Drew: “Anyway, Blake, one of your singles, Sure Be Cool if You Did is at number 46
of 2013! Even though you didn’t win the Best Country, you got an honor to
introduce your single.”
Blake Shelton: “Thank you. Here’s my lead single of my
latest album, Based on a True Story…,
Sure Be Cool If You Did, which
reached number 46 of 2013. Enjoy.”
#46. Blake Shelton – Sure Be Cool if You Did (26659 pts.)
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