Best of 2013 Episode 17

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your hosts, Nick and Drew!

*live studio audience cheers as Nick and Drew walk to the stage*

*Nick and Holly greet the audience*

*audience cheers*

Drew: “Hello and welcome to another Best of 2013 Double Bill special!!”

*audience cheers*

Nick: “It’s too bad that Holly couldn’t be here tonight with us, it was because of her humiliating documentary aired in the public television last night.”

Drew: “Many of you have known that Holly was born in Netherlands and spent her childhood there. Well, you may take a look on the clip.”

*clip airs*

Narrator: “Holly Alexandra Alvarez now known as Holly Cotton was forced to get kicked out from her parents’ home in Amsterdam, Netherlands, by his abusive father right after his divorce from his overbearing wife. The experiences changed her forever, her mother decided not to keep her as she tried to forget the past with her husband. Holly later ended up adopted by a interracial gay couple, in which she was still sick of it. That experience made her really homophobic and racist.”

*clip stops*

*audience boos*

Drew: “Hold on, hold on, she’s still our host! Hold on! She’s still nice, everyone, hold on.”

*audience cheers*

Drew: “You’re just kidding, right? You guys still like Holly?”

*audience cheers*

Nick: “Let’s forget about that stupid documentary, we’re going to see the video number 35.”

Drew: “In case if you don’t know, Holly isn’t here because she’s afraid to be humiliated, same like Taylor Swift’s I Knew You Were Trouble.”

#35. Taylor Swift – I Knew You Were Trouble (31816 pts.)

Nick: “Drew?”

Drew: “Yup?”

Nick: “We forgot to tell who will be performing here!”

Drew: “Oh, I’m so sorry, I was watching the documentary about Holly, but at least you reminded me. Well tonight we have Bruno Mars!”

*audience cheers*

Nick: “We also have Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z!”

*audience cheers*

Drew: “As well as Delta Goodrem and Rihanna!”

*audience cheers*

Nick: “And you also forgot to tell the nominations!”

Drew: “ME?! Why blame me, Nick? You didn’t tell me!”

Nick: “Fine, here are the nominees for the Best Rock!”

Best Rock:

Imagine Dragons

Maroon 5

OneRepublic

Paramore

The Script

#34. Justin Bieber feat. Nicki Minaj – Beauty and a Beat (32180 pts.)

Drew: “You don’t need to be mad on Holly, guys, the good news is she’s not here, we’re not allowed by the producers to call her here, we even disabled her television and internet at home.”

Nick: “Yes, that’s a good idea that Holly won’t be here tonight, she’s safe here. Today we’re also speaking about the top 5 worst artists of 2013! Worst artist number 5 goes to Greyson Chance.”

Drew: “Well, why Greyson Chance is one of the worst artist, that’s because the fact his songs never charted on the official chart like Billboard, The Official Chart, ARIA, and many more.”

Nick: “Why everyone in Asia loves Greyson Chance? I don’t think so, he’s not the hottest artist like Rihanna, Justin Bieber, or even Taylor Swift.”

Drew: “He’s not popular enough I think, why the hell everyone loves Greyson Chance, seriously.”

Nick: “I would rather love Justin Bieber than Greyson Chance.”

Drew: “So… you want to date him?”

Nick: “What?! No! I’m not dating guys!!”

*audience laughs*

Nick: “Drew, I want to watch the documentary about Holly again to find out her true identity.”

Drew: “Well, while we’re watching the documentary again, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Bruno Mars in the Live Lounge.”

*audience cheers*

#33. Lady Antebellum – Downtown (32723 pts.)

*Nick and Drew still watch the documentary on the iPad Air at the backstage*

Producer: “Nick! Drew!”

Nick: “No! We’re not done with the documentary yet! Drew, you watched it, so you’re going to the stage.”

Drew: “Oh man, we’re doing this together!”

Nick: “No, I’m watching it, dude, you’re going to continue hosting anyway, by the way, you’re revealing the worst artist number 4 of 2013.”

Drew: “I’m not ready for that, dude! Okay, I’m continue watching, ladies and gentlemen…”

Producer: “Delta Goodrem is still in the green room, Drew.”

Drew: “Damn it! *goes to the studio*”

Nick: “Yeah, Drew, hell yeah, I’m still watching this sensational documentary.”

*Drew back to the studio*

Drew: “Okay, guys, I’m sorry for that because we’re supposed to watch the documentary. Before we’re revealing the video number 32, the worst artist of 2013 number 4 is… Austin Mahone! Why? At first, same like Greyson Chance, he never charted on any official charts, his music video for Say You’re Just a Friend copied 2NE1’s I Am The Best. His music is kinda annoying and boring for me, so I hate Austin Mahone personally, seriously! Oops, I’m sorry if I’m offending his fans. Okay, Delta Goodrem will perform up next after the video number 32!”

#32. OneRepublic – If I Lose Myself (32970 pts.)

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome The Voice Australia judge, Delta Goodrem!

Drew: “That was OneRepublic’s If I Lose Myself at number 32 of 2013, and thanks for Delta Goodrem’s perfomance too! You know Ryan Tedder, OneRepublic frontman, is also producing her upcoming album. By the way, we’re wondering whether OneRepublic also won the Best Rock, or Imagine Dragons, Paramore, The Script, or even Maroon 5. Here we go, the winner of the Best Rock goes to… *pauses 5 seconds* Imagine Dragons!!”

BEST ROCK

IMAGINE DRAGONS

Drew: “Congratulations to Imagine Dragons for winning the Best Rock!!”

*audience cheers*

Holly: “Drew!! *arrives bringing Nick*

*Drew and audience gasp*

Drew: “Holly?!”

Holly: “You!! *points on Drew* You!! *points on Nick* You!! *points on audience* You!! *points on camera*”

Drew: “Well, the video number 31, please?”

#31. OneRepublic – Counting Stars (33292 pts.)