Best of 2013 Episode 19

Drew: “Well, tomorrow was horrible, wasn’t it?”
Nick: “Today is even worse, most of the fans are going on strike in front of the studio building! They threaten to destroy us!” They even want to attack us! But thank God, there’s security and police blocking us and the producer.”
Drew: “Okay, what the hell happened with them? Where the hell is our audience?”
Nick: “They’re part of the protesters, Drew. After last night happened, there was a petition to bring Holly back to the show, it was made by a group of single mom, dancer, unemployed, and dreamless three young men, it drew over 100,000 signatures, but the producer announced that Holly won’t be back for her attitude last night, this drew fans’ anger, who are currently protesting in front of the building!”
Drew: “Damn, just show the video number 25 already!”
#25. Selena Gomez – Slow Down (35876 pts.)

Drew: “We’re safe, aren’t we?”
Nick: “We’re still technically, we better blame the producers for this. Producers, why the hell did you fire Holly?”
Fat female producer: “I don’t know, Holly’s attitude changed a lot since she came to the studio last night.”
Drew: “So it was your plan?”
Fat female producer: “Well, I don’t know.”
Nerdy male producer: “It was my plan, I’m afraid Holly’s gonna be humiliated on air, and she was humiliated and fired for her attitude related to the documentary.”
Nick: “Well thank you for your confession.”
Nerdy male producer: “No, I believe the protesters are attacking the police and security officers and we’re going to be attacked, so let’s just carry on.”
Black female producer: “Not until we strike the fans who are demanding Holly back, we’re still having time to tell that Holly will never ever come back to the show because she was fired as a host!”
Nerdy male producer: “No, everything is good!”
Drew: “Okay, you’re the executive producers here, I realized your meaningless life are for this one.”
Nerdy male producer: “My life is not meaningless! Man!”
Black female producer: “It’s not gonna hurt, we’re gonna die immediately after the attack, and we failed to finish the gigantic top 150 of 2013 countdown. I’m going to quit.”
Nick: “No, no, no, you’re still under contract for executive producing ‘Best of 2013’!”
Nerdy male producer: “Yeah, I know! Let’s just run here.”
Drew: “Alright, you’re all chicken, I guess you’re all fired.”
Black female producer: “You know what? Screw you! You’re badasses! I hate you, after Holly got fired, I hate you for your both attitudes!”
Fat female producer: “Yeah, before I get out of here, I have few things to say! You’re soulless! And The Secret Wizards: Reawakening is not epic! You heavily promoted the 3-part finale as the epic conclusion, and it’s not epic at all!”
Nick: “No, no, how dare you mocking The Secret Wizards: Reawakening although it was the most read Indonesian language story on the blog!”
Black female producer: “I hope the new season of The Secret Wizards got in the same fate as Celebrity Games!”
Nerdy male producer: “I want to punch your face! I want to punch your goddamn bitch face!”
Fat female producer: “Watch your language, mate, we’re live.”
Drew: “Okay, thanks for your opinion, mate. And here’s video number 24.”
#24. Delta Goodrem – Dancing with a Broken Heart (35883 pts.)

Nick: “Drew, what the hell are you doing?”
Drew: “Nothing…”
Nick: “Are you using magic on them, Drew?”
Drew: “Nope.”
Nick: “Well, Holly is really troublemaker, like the video number 23, it’s Olly Murs – Troublemaker.”

#23. Olly Murs feat. Flo Rida – Troublemaker (36341 pts.)

Drew: “Nick, the security and police get weaker! The protesters get stronger! We’re getting panic! And we…”
Nick: “Drew, stop it! Don’t panic, we’re safe! Here’s video number 22 to cheer you up.”
#22. Hunter Hayes – Wanted (36582 pts.)

Drew: “Oh no…”
Nick: “What?”
Drew: “One of the fans tweeted that they’re almost here! They attacked the security guards! They’re almost here!! They’re almost here!”
Nick: “We’re staying here, mate, I’m with you. Like the video number 21.”
Drew: “No, not that!!”
#21. Rihanna feat. Mikky Ekko – Stay (38363 pts.)

Nick: “As you can see guys, we’re moments away from the attack of the protesters because of the firing of Holly for racist and homophobic attitude, and we’re currently live right now. Let’s get the final comments from the three executive producers who failed to escape. Any final words?”
Fat female producer: “*in panic attack* Uuuuh…”
Nerdy male producer: “Why don’t you leave us alone, you cocksuckers!! I hate you!!”
Black female producer: “It’s not our fault to cause this! It’s not our fault to fire Holly! It’s her fault!”
Nick: “Okay, executive producers, thanks for your final comments and goodbye forever. Drew, are you ready, mate?”
Drew: “Crap! I’m not ready to die! We still have the new season of The Secret Wizards to be available!!”
Nick: “Quiet, Drew!”
*protesters arrive and start attacking the studio, making the executive producers running in panic mode*
Drew: “Shit! Shit! Shit!”
Nick: “Here we go! Here we go!! RUN!!! *runs alongside Drew through the emergency exit*”
Nick and Drew: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!"
*the protesters keep attacking the studio, then many of them see the camera and attacked it until it went off air*


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