Best of 2013 Episode 7

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your hosts, Nick, Drew, and Holly!
*live studio audience cheers as Nick, Drew, and Holly walk to the stage*
*Nick, Drew, and Holly greet the audience*
Holly: “Hello again! Welcome to another episode of Best of 2013!”
*audience cheers*
Drew: “Whoa, it’s one week already we’re hosting this show! We have counted down the top 150 music videos from 150 to 86! And we’re getting closer to the top 75! Now, we’re revealing the music videos number 85 to 81!”
Nick: “And… we also have first Australian Idol champion and former The X Factor Australia judge, Guy Sebastian, performing his new single, Like a Drum, in the live lounge!”
Holly: “And, girls, especially, K-pop fans, get ready to get excited because Shinee is performing in the live lounge too!!”
*audience cheers*
Drew: “Also, we’re going to speak about the top 5 worst TV shows of 2013, but if your show made into the list, please don’t be mad. It’s just opinions. At least I can make fun on the worst TV shows, right?”
Holly: “Not on air, Drew, seriously.”
Nick: “By the way… the live voting is now officially closed! So no more voting for your favorite nominees right now, you’re really too late now if you still want to vote! So, the winners will be revealed starting tomorrow! Holly, Drew, actually I’m so excited to find out the winner of each category, I’m wondering if Taylor Swift can win most awards again.”
Drew: “Or will Imagine Dragons win many awards too.”
Holly: “Rather than listening to the unnecessary conversation, here’s video number 85, Adele – Skyfall.”
Nick: “Hey, we’re talking about the award nominations!”
Drew: “We’re speaking who to win!”
Holly: “*talks to the producer* What? No official video? *stars at Drew and Nick* Nick, Drew, our number 85 didn’t have any official music video.”
Nick: “Well, that’s easy, just play the lyric video and let them singing along.”
Drew: “No, I don’t think that’s not a good idea at all, Nick.”
Nick: “We played the lyric video last year, Drew, so why don’t we…”
Drew: “Just play her performance from Oscar already instead just a lyric video! Producer, play her Oscar performance!”
#85. Adele – Skyfall (16171 pts.)

Drew: “Well, that’s better than we just see the lyric video. At least you can see her performing there in the music video, right, Nick?”
Nick: “Yeah, that’s really fair, Drew.”
Drew: “Guys, as we promised last night, we’ll be speaking the top 5 worst TV shows of 2013! They’re the worst of the year of course even though most TV shows are creatively made. We’re starting at worst TV show number 5!”
Nick: “Number 5 goes to… Welcome to the Family on NBC, starring Mike O’Malley, the show follows two different families, one Latino, one Caucasian, a teenage girl who is a Caucasian is impregnated by a Latino boy. The pair decided to get married, forcing them to bond and blend the two different families.”
Drew: “Well, critics are negatively reviewed this show, Brian Lowry from Variety said that the show was a sitcom with a knock-knock joke, while Hank Steuver from The Washington Post said that Welcome to the Family is a nominee for cancellation.”
Nick: “Thanks to the negative reviews, the show was cancelled after only three episodes due to anemic ratings. I actually watched the show, it eventually so unfunny.”
Drew: “I haven’t watched the show yet, but I heard it’s still airing in India.”
Nick: “Worst TV show of 2013 number 4, we have Lucky 7 on ABC, which was cancelled after only two episodes, despite being executive produced by Steven Spielberg. It was adaptation from hit British show, The Syndicate.”
Drew: “Lucky 7 is not lucky enough to get viewers, also Kristin Dos Santos from E! said that the show wasn’t memorable. Lucky 7 is also the first show to get cancelled.”
Nick: “We’ll be right back to reveal the worst TV show number 3, please enjoy music video number 84, Carly Rae Jepsen – This Kiss.”
Drew: “Wait, did you say Steven Spielberg, Nick?”
#84. Carly Rae Jepsen – This Kiss (16381 pts.)

Holly: “Welcome to the Family is the worst show number 5, while Lucky 7 is the worst show number 4, they both cancelled after few episodes due to low ratings. Number 3 is another show from NBC, it’s the negatively reviewed the remake of the hit 1960s cop show, Ironside, starring Blair Underwood. The casting of Blair Underwood as the title character drew controversy despite the fact he does not have physical disability. Also Rotten Tomatoes notes this show as lackluster remake, it received 14% approval rating on the site as well. We have two more worst TV shows to reveal after the music videos number 83 and 82, and Shinee will perform on the live lounge between videos number 83 and 82, you’re going to be excited, right, ladies?”
*audience cheers*
Holly: “But wait, first, before music video number 83, please welcome, Aussie Idol first champion, Guy Sebastian, on the live lounge!!”

#83. Drake – Hold On, We’re Going Home (16396 pts.)

Ladies, you’re going to get excited about this, performing their latest single, Everybody, please welcome Shinee!!

#82. PSY – Gangnam Style (16677 pts.)

Nick: “That’s PSY’s Gangnam Style, the music video number 82!”
Drew: “Wait? Seriously? Gangnam Style made into the list?”
Nick: “I’m so serious, Drew.”
Holly: “Before we’re closing the show with video number 81, we have two worst shows of 2013, We Are Men and Dads, both are negatively received sitcoms, but we know only one is the worst. The Hollywood Reporter said that We Are Men is about four single guys you wouldn't ever want to be around or be related to in any way, while Dads, which was executive produced by Seth MacFarlane, the same guy who created Family Guy and American Dad, was also criticized for having racist joke. Well, what’s the worst TV show?”
Drew: “I guess we have to say to Seth MacFarlane fans, because Dads is the worst show of 2013.”
Nick: “Dads also holds 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, where the consensus reads  ‘A near-total disaster, Dads makes the fatal mistake of believing its racist gags can lend an edge to its aggressively predictable writing and unlikable characters.’”
Holly: “Thankfully, Dads will be cancelled.”
Drew: “Don’t say that, Holly, you’re offending Seth MacFarlane fans, including me.”
Nick: “You’re not Dads’ fan, Drew!”
Drew: “I’m still one of Seth MacFarlane fans, Nick! Just forget the worst shows of 2013, tomorrow night, we’ll reveal the best shows of 2013, maybe Breaking Bad made into the list.”
Nick: “Please, Breaking Bad is the best show of all time, it’s obvious that…”
Holly: “Don’t spoil it, Nick, talk about Breaking Bad tomorrow night. And our countdown continues tomorrow from number 80 to 76. Whoa! We’ve already counted 25 of 100 music videos already! I can’t wait to see the number one in the live finale!”
Drew: “Be patience, Holly, so many episodes to go.”
Nick: “By the way, guys, don’t forget to come back tomorrow night at 8 PM JKT to see videos number 80 to 76! Good night, everybody, here’s video number 81!”
Holly: “Work! Work!”
Drew: “Good night, everybody!!”
*audience cheers*

#81. Britney Spears – Work Bitch (16888 pts.)

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