Best of 2013 Episode 4
*Holly walks to the backstage hearing both Nick and Drew
arguing*
Drew: “Xbox One is the best!!”
Nick: “PlayStation 4 is the best one, you fools!”
Drew: “No, you don’t understand! Xbox is the f****** best
con…”
Nick: “You b*******!! I told you PlayStation 4 is the best
console ever!!”
Holly: “*shouts* Hey!! Stop it!!”
Drew and Nick: “What?!”
Holly: “Drew,”
Drew: “Yeah?”
Holly: “Nick.”
Nick: “What?!”
Holly: “Instead arguing about the best new game console
here, let’s just speak about it on stage! On the studio!”
Drew: “Let’s just go to the studio and start the…”
Holly: “Hey! You’re not saying that until I say start the
show!”
*scene changes to the DPS Studio LIVE*
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your hosts, Nick, Drew, and Holly!
*live studio audience cheers as Nick, Drew, and Holly walk
to the stage*
*Nick, Drew, and Holly greet the audience*
Holly: “Hello, guys!”
*audience cheers*
Holly: “Well, we’re counting the top 100 now! Starting
tonight with number 100 to 96! Also, not only that, but tonight, we also will
be comparing PlayStation 4 with Xbox One, and ultimately only one of them is
the best game console ever. I hope you two not arguing in the studio.”
Nick: “No, we’re not going to argue here, we’re counting
down the top 100, I mean let’s get the party started!!”
Drew: “Nick, I told you at the backstage, I said ‘let’s
compare Xbox One and PlayStation 4’, but you end up arguing that PlayStation 4
is the best game console ever.”
Holly: “Stop! Stop! Stop! Don’t argue here, mates. While
we’re comparing both of them, at the live lounge backstage, our guests,
Krewella and McFly, who will be performing on the live lounge, are now trying
out both Xbox One and PlayStation 4 too. And in case you haven’t voted for your
favorite nominees yet, log on to dimaspettigrewbestof2013.blogspot.com to start
voting them to win each category that they’re nominated for, voting closes this
Saturday, December 14 at midnight. But if you read this episode after December
14, don’t vote, *audience follows* you’re too late!”
Drew: “Yeah, what about we start comparing both consoles
right now!”
Nick: “Relax, Drew, I told you to relax with the video
number 100!”
#100. Demi Lovato – Made in the USA (14015 pts.)
It’s the battle of the next generation console!! It’s PlayStation 4 VS
Xbox One!!
Nick: “Hello, I’m Nick, the guy who says that PlayStation 4
is the best console of all time.”
Drew: “And I’m Drew, the guy who says that Xbox One is the
best console of all time.”
Nick: “You copied my line, didn’t you?”
Drew: “Stop it, Nick, let’s get this started already. You
first.”
Nick: “Alright, Sony never disappoints every single gamer
with PlayStation, PlayStation 2, and PlayStation 3, and I’m really sure that
PlayStation 4 will never ever disappoint you. So PlayStation 4 primarily
focuses on gaming, it has many most anticipated games exclusively available on
PlayStation 4, like Final Fantasy XV.”
Drew: “You know, Nick, Xbox One has one that is missing,
this year, Microsoft announced that there will be original TV series
exclusively on Xbox, like Halo: The
Series which is based on the video game franchise of the same name, Halo, and… the new Halo game will also be arriving too. Xbox One is not only for
gaming, but also for media and entertainment. Maybe my favorite show, Heroes, will be coming back exclusively
on Xbox, but we’ll see if it’s true. And Xbox One is priced at $500.”
Nick: “While PlayStation 4 is worth $400, that’s $100
cheaper than Xbox One of course! Gamers will obviously buy PlayStation 4!”
Drew: “But PlayStation 4 doesn’t have any original TV
programming like Xbox One, it also doesn’t have complete original entertainment
programming. Well, how about the design? Xbox One literally put the box in the
Xbox, with a black rectangular shape that has been compared to the oversized
VCR.”
Nick: “PlayStation 4 is smaller in size and a little bit
sleeker thanks to its’ angular shape and two-halves design. Well, we’ll be
right back comparing both consoles, video number 99!”
Drew: “So at least Xbox One is a complete package.”
Nick: “Shut up, Drew.”
#99. Lana Del Rey – Young and Beautiful (14152 pts.)
Performing their latest single, Love is on the Radio, please welcome McFly!
Nick: “Well, that was McFly performing their latest single Love is on the Radio, now we’re back
comparing PlayStation 4 and Xbox One! First, I’m telling what’s good on
PlayStation 4, first of all is DualShock 4!”
Nick: “PlayStation’s new DualShock has been redesigned,
reshaped, and fitted with a new touch pad, speaker, and share button. The
thumbsticks remain level, and at the bottom of the controller, but have been
redesigned to be concave, with deadzone having said to be worked on for more
precise controls on-screen. Lastly, the triggers have been
re-designed to have more of a hooked feel to them. The basically feel
more like gun triggers, and less like buttons, theoretically better for
shooters than the Dualshock 3 was. While PlayStation Move also returns to
PlayStation 4, but this time the motion control will be captured by PlayStation
Camera. PlayStation 4 also has 500 gigabytes hard disk drive storage. In
addition, in selected games, you can also use PlayStation Vita to control the
game too. Okay then, Drew will show us the Xbox One right after number 98!”
#98. Shinee – Dream Girl (14260 pts.)
Drew: “Thank you very much, Nick. If PlayStation 4 has DualShock
4, then Xbox One has Xbox One Controller which is not changed a lot than Xbox
360 had.”
Drew: “There’s a new big feature on this controller, this
‘impulse triggers’ that will give you more immersing experience. It offers
players an added level of depth to games, and gives developers a whole new way
to reach the player’s senses. Going hands-on with the new controller, the
new rumble was certainly a great addition to a controller that doesn’t feel
much different than the Xbox 360. Alongside a directional pad has been
redesigned, the Xbox One controllers are recognized by Kinect which can tell who
is playing, and on what controller. As I told you, Xbox One will add original
TV series such as Halo: The Series and
many more, including the rumored revival of Heroes,
these TV series alongside with other TV shows, movies, and music are available
on Xbox Live. How about Kinect? Microsoft designed the 1080p Kinect to track up
to six skeletons for immerse video game effects that the company says is ‘human
control for a human experience.’ Expanding on that motto, the packed-in Kinect
2.0 will be able to process 2GB of data per second, analyzing more joints, the
slight rotation of a wrist or shoulder and your heartbeat. Well, Krewella is
performing up next after video number 97, after that, we will conclude who wins
the console battle, stay with us.”
#97. Union J – Carry You (14371 pts.)
Performing their hit single, Alive, please welcome Krewella!!
*camera pans back to the studio*
Nick: “It’s PlayStation 4!!”
Drew: “Xbox One is the best!!”
Nick: “I told you PlayStation 4 is the best!!”
Holly: *arrives angrily* “Shut up!! You two, you have said
about PlayStation 4 and Xbox One, and I have decided which is the best console
ever. Just shut up already. Okay, here we go. *pauses as the dramatic music
plays* After you have said what the best of PlayStation 4 and Xbox One, I’m
Holly, as the judge, will decide which one is the best console of all time, and
I can tell you the winning console is…”
*audience starts hitting their legs as drums*
Nick: “PS4!!”
Drew: “Xbox One!!”
Holly: “It’s Xbox One!!”
Drew: “*shouts* Yeah!!!”
*audience cheers*
XBOX ONE
WINS!!
Holly:
“Well that was the end of another episode of Best of 2013! Come back tomorrow to see the rest of the top 100,
and… Olly Murs, Little Mix, and Fifth Harmony are here performing LIVE!”
*audience
cheers*
Drew:
“And there’s still time to vote for your favorite nominees on
dimaspettigrewbestof2013.blogspot.com, you can vote many times.”
Nick:
“But if you read this episode after December 14, don’t vote, *audience follows*
you’re too late!”
Drew:
“Tomorrow we will reveal video number 95 to 91! And not only that, but also we
will be on the net to reveal the top 5 most viral moments of 2013!”
Holly:
“I’m Holly.”
Drew:
“I’m Drew, the winner!”
Nick:
“And I’m Nick, the one who chooses PlayStation 4.”
Holly:
“And here’s video number 96!”
Drew:
“Bye, join us tomorrow!!”
#96. The
Wanted – Walks Like Rihanna (14439 pts.)
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