Best of 2013 Episode 20

Executive Producer #1: “What in the hell happened with this show?”

Executive Producer #2: “I told you hiring Holly Alvarez could be disastrous!”

Executive Producer #1: “So, what should we do now if all three hosts are gone?!”

Executive Producer #3: “This is useless! We have failed to count down the top 150 videos of 2013!!”

Executive Producer #1: “Don’t be f****** stupid! We’ve paid millions for this show! And even for the LIVE Finale! The Live Lounge is also get crushed by the protesters!”

Executive Producer #2: “Goddamit!”

Executive Producer #1: “We have to get them back! We have to!!”

Executive Producer #3: “What about the money?! We have no money to rebuild the Live Lounge!!”

Executive Producer #2: “How about we invited fellow characters to host the two hour telethon special?”

Executive Producer #1: “That’s a good idea, mate! We’re also trying to locate Nick and Drew too!”

*cut scenes to the telethon special*

Alyson: “Hey, good evening, welcome to the Best of 2013 Double Bill Telethon Special!”

Luke: “We’re finally back, Alyson! It’s too bad that Holly got fired for her homophobic and racist remarks during the show, and Nick and Drew got attacked by the strikers during the last live show. We have only 20 videos of 2013 to count down! But we have no money for the LIVE finale to count down the top 10, and we decided to hold this telethon to raise money from YOU while the producers are finding Nick and Drew to be back hosting the LIVE finale.”

Alyson: “You need to save this show! We really need $500,000 to hold the LIVE finale and even pay for the guest stars! Save This Show, guys! Just call 1-800-555-5555 if you watch this show on TV or even online!”

Luke: “If you want to find out the top 10 music videos of 2013, so donate your money now! Donate your money until we reach $500,000! We have only two hours from now, don’t let us down!!”

Alyson: “We have fellow characters in front of each phones, *camera pans to the characters sitting in front of the table of phones* from Jakarta Arts, we have Will, Oliver, Katie, Jordan, and Jake! From Scandalous, we have Alex and Laura. From The Secret Wizards, Alyssa and Marissa. Last but not the least, we have Greg from Strange Case, Amanda from Her Life as Amanda, and Carlos, the Top Reality champion.”

*camera pans back to the telethon host*

Luke: “We still have $0, maybe this video number 20 will lead you donating your money, because this video is the most viral of the year! It’s PSY’s Gentleman!”

#20. PSY – Gentleman (38377 pts.)

Alyson: “You guys like it? Hope it made you donating your money, and…”

TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED

$0

Alyson: “*screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!! Well, that must’ve been the controversy surrounding the show.”

Luke: “What?! PSY’s Gentleman didn’t work? Even the most viral video of the year didn’t make prople donating their money.”

*camera pans to the caller*

Greg: “Yeah, you’re donating $200? Thank you, thank you very much, we’ll see you on the LIVE finale.”

TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED

$200

Alyson: “Only $200?”

Luke: “So, people, just donate your money again if you want the LIVE finale to see the top 10 and the guest stars!!”

Alyson: “C’mon, donate your money already!”

Luke: “Looks like we need another video, here’s the footage of the performance of Delta Goodrem singing the number 19 of 2013, Heart Hypnotic. We’re also giving you free tickets to the LIVE finale for the first persons to donate until we reach $10,000!”

Alyson: “Donate your money now! I want your money today!!”

#19. Delta Goodrem – Heart Hypnotic (38880 pts.)

Alyson: “I hope that distracted you to donate your money, we’re getting…”

TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED

$500

Alyson: “WHAT?! $500?! Even the free ticket attempt failed too…”

Luke: “That’s not another failed attempt.”

Carlos: “Let me help you with this crazy wrecking ball! *arrives with wrecking ball*

Luke: “Carlos, no!!”

*the wrecking ball ends up destroying almost entire studio, which made everyone running away*

Alyson: “What in the hell are you doing, Carlos?”

Luke: “It seems he’s recreating wrecking ball chaos! Here’s video number 18 to enjoy!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH *running away from the wrecking ball*”

#18. Ariana Grande feat. Mac Miller – The Way (38982 pts.)

Alyson: “And after all these chaos, we received…”

TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED

$300,000

Alyson: “$300,000!! Yeah!! We’re almost there!!”

Luke: “Alyson…”

Alyson: “What, Luke?”

Luke: “Take a look around you.”

*camera pans to the entire destroyed studio*

Alyson: “Oops?”

Luke: “The wrecking ball ruined the studio, Alyson!! We’re screwed! Screwed!! We’re not reaching $500,000 today!”

Alyson: “So, you’re giving up?”

Luke: “I’m not, we have set the new goal for this.”

Alyson: “So, we have enough money?”

Luke: “A million dollar! A million dollar!”

Alyson: “So… our goal is a million dollar?”

Luke: “Yeah, Alyson, we only have 75 minutes to go… I think we need some help. Marissa, can you sing?”

Marissa: “I can!”

Luke: “Come on here, show us what you’ve got!”

*Marissa came to the stage as the music starts*

Marissa: “*starts singing On the Floor* It’s a new generation…”

Alyson: “The rest of you can join her as backup dancers! But not the boys”

*Katie, Laura, Amanda, and Alyssa join Marissa as backup singers*

Marissa: “*singing pitchy* If you go hard you gotta get on the floor! If you’re a party freak then step on the floor! If your an animal then tear up the floor! Break a sweat on the floor! Yeah we work on the floor! Don’t stop keep it moving, put your drinks up! Pick your body up and drop it on the floor! Let the rhythm change your world on the floor! You know we’re running tonight on the floor! Brazil! Morocco! London to Ibiza! Straight to LA, New York! Vegas to Africa!”

Luke: “C’mon, keep donating as she sings!”

Greg: “*receives phone call like the others* Hello? What? You’re donating if she stops singing and the video number 17 gets played? *calls Alyson and Luke* Guys! This guy wants to donate if she stops singing and the video number 17 gets played!”

Luke: “Please don’t stop donating! She stops until she finishes!”

Alyson: “Don’t stop donating! Please!!”

TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED

$325,000

Alyson: “Okay, should we reveal video number 17?”

Luke: “I guess so.”

#17. Anna Kendrick – Cups (Pitch Perfect’s When I’m Gone) (39488 pts.)

Luke: “I hope video number 17 distracts you to donate your money, let’s see how much we get in one hour.”

TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED

$399,999

Alyson: “Guys, we have only an hour left if we want to see the LIVE finale and the top 10 videos of 2013! In the meantime, please enjoy video number 16.”

#16. Bruno Mars – Locked Out of Heaven (39688 pts.)