Best of 2013 Episode 21

Luke: “We can’t hire Holly Alvarez to host the LIVE finale to count down the top 10 music videos of 2013 anymore for her racist and homophobic attitude, we just can’t, remember what happened when the humiliating documentary went on the air and became trending topic in the social media.”

Alyson: “So it’s us?”

Luke: “Likely if Nick and Drew don’t return at all.”

Alyson: “*looks at the camera* Oh! We’re back! We only have an hour to reach our one million goal to see the top 10 music videos of 2013 in the LIVE finale, which featured many guest stars performing! Let’s see if we’re halfway there.”

TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED

$400,001

Luke: “No significant changes?”

Alyson: “Nope at all.”

Luke: “Before we’re revealing the video number 15, maybe the reveal of the award winners will lead you donating your money, but not Video of the Year, Album of the Year, and the Best Pop, all of which will be revealed in the LIVE finale, and we’re going to see the winners if we reach the one million dollar to hold the LIVE finale! And what about updates concerning Nick and Drew?”

Alyson: “Don’t worry, the producers have decided to keep it as a secret.”

Luke: “They will be back eventually, I hope.”

Alyson: “And here are the winners of the selected award categories before the video number 15.”

BEST MALE

BRUNO MARS

BEST HIP-HOP 

DRAKE

BEST AUSTRALIAN & NEW ZEALAND ACT

LORDE

BEST KOREAN ACT

GIRLS’ GENERATION

#15. Delta Goodrem – Wish You Were Here (39935 pts.)

Alyson: “I hope the emotional video will lead you donating your money, let’s see…”

TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED

$410,000

Alyson: “WHAT?! We only have 45 minutes away!! C’mon, guys! I know we can do this! Keep donating! Keep donating if you want the LIVE finale and the top 10 music videos of 2013!!”

Luke: “I guess we need emergency guest star to perform here, it’s a surprise until you keep donating until we reach $850,000, if we reach that number, we’ll reveal the guest star and he or she will perform his or her latest single LIVE in here!”

Alyson: “I guess we better see the video number 14, Imagine Dragons – Radioactive.”

#14. Imagine Dragons – Radioactive (40388 pts.)

Alyson: “Let’s see how much we get so far.”

TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED

$555,555

Luke: “Still not $850,000… Well, I think this video number 13 will keep you distracted to donate your money, because this video is really steamy, controversial, and scandalous by the most controversially infamous female of the year, Miley Cyrus. Remember, if we reach $850,000, the mystery guest star will be revealed. Here we go.”

#13. Miley Cyrus – Wrecking Ball (41164 pts.)

Alyson: “Luke!”

Luke: “What?”

Alyson: “The video is uncensored and uncut!! Children who still loves Miley could see the video! Are you insane?!”

Luke: “But what about the money…”

TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED

$850,000

Luke: “See, we’re reaching $850,000, and that means the mystery guest star time!! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our mystery guest star, who will be performing their latest single, The Band Perry!!!”

Alyson: “That was The Band Perry with their latest single Don’t Let Me Be Lonely! So let’s see the money we get.”

TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED

$871,000

Luke: “We’re only twelve minutes away to the end of the show, so hurry up, keep donating until we reach a million!!”

Alyson: “Maybe an update about Nick and Drew will help you donating your money, well, they’re thankfully found in Bintan Lagoon Resort in Indonesia, where they’re currently relaxing after the chaos in the last show.”

Luke: “They finally confirmed to the producers that they’re definitely returning for the LIVE finale if we reach a million dollar. If we fail, they’re not returning as no LIVE finale and no top 10 music videos of 2013.”

Alyson: “If you want to see them returning too, keep donating your money now! We have less than eleven minutes before the end of the show! Here’s video number 12!”

Luke: “And maybe video number 11 too!”

#12. Rihanna – Diamonds (43874 pts.)

 

#11. Ellie Goulding – Burn (43917 pts.)

TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED

$900,000

Alyson: “*facepalmed* Damn it, we’re only a hundred left until a million! No! We failed! We failed!! We have only 4 minutes left!”

Laura: “Alyson, Luke, I guess this caller wants only to speak with you guys.”

Luke: “*approaches with Alyson to Laura’s phone and talks on the phone* Hello?”

Caller: “Hey, you’re holding a desperate telethon, right?”

Luke: “Who is this?”

Caller: “This is the person who started the petition to bring back Holly Alvarez back to the show! I want to donate a hundred dollar! But I won’t donate unless you’re bringing Holly Alvarez back to the show even only for the live finale!”

Luke: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, we’re definitely bringing back Holly Alvarez too besides Nick Blake and Drew Montgomery.”

Caller: “Thank you very much, I’m donating a hundred grand. *hangs up*”

Alyson: “So that means…”

TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED

$1,000,001

Everyone in the studio: “YEAAAAAH!!!”

Alyson: “We finally saved the show! A million buck is finally collected for the LIVE finale!! All the three hosts will be back hosting the LIVE finale, which will be held this Sunday at 8 PM JKT LIVE!”

Luke: “The top 10 music videos of 2013 will be finally revealed during the LIVE finale, but in the end, only one music video will be crowned the best music video of 2013!! Tune in this Sunday night at 8! I’m Luke signing off!”

Alyson: “I’m Alyson, and we’re also joining them too in case if you don’t know! See you on the LIVE finale! Good night, everyone! Thanks for donating!!”